Reworked Titles

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Rework the title of a movie/tv show/book/song and provide a one sentence description.
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Lady Chatterly's Liver: drunkenness among the aristocracy

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Lady Chatterly's Liver: A Hannibal Lecter Fantasy and Recipe book

Field of Drums: a man goes bonkers for bongos.

Stir Wars: Chefs go head to head to see who can whhip up the frothiest drinks.

The Fast and The Furriest: All of your favorite youtube cat videos-cats getting spooked by something and streaking across the room

Home Stallone - A documentary of a bedridden former superstar

The Black Scallion: Shipwrecked boy, Alec Ramsey, swims to desert island and survives on heretofore undiscovered variety of allium

Rouge One: the heroine battles the Mary Kay Empire

Blade Ruiner: Harrison Ford hunts down the replicant who dismembered a chicken with his ceramic knife

Laa-Laa Land - Tinky-Winky, Laa-Laa, Dipsy & Po dance through Compton until they are gunned down

ganda said:   Laa-Laa Land - Tinky-Winky, Laa-Laa, Dipsy & Po dance through Compton until they are gunned downI'd pay to see that.

Muffy The Vampire Slayer - Bailey gets told to stake bad guys when a hellmouth opens in Elwood City

The Empire Strikes: scruffy pinherder discovers his mean manager at the bowling alley where he works is actually his father

Return of the Jedidiah: young Amish man faces life back on the farm after returning from Rumispruga.

Jeepardy - a very drunk Alex Trebek tackles the Rubicon Trial with hilarious consequences

Vogue One: three hours of backstory on the fashion designers behing Queen Amidala's crazy fashions.

The Seventh Seagal - Death plays Steven Seagal at chess beating him in 10 moves because he's stoopid

Harry Potter And the Chamberpot of Secrets - Harry and friends save Hogwarts with the Truth Turd stuck on his wand. Expellianus!

Jurassic Fark - Jeff Goldblum tells criminally out of date current affairs funnies

Faptain America - Saving our country once every 3-13 minutes.

Snow White and the Seven Wharfs - the story of a woman, snow white, pursued by a jealous queen, who hides amongst fisherman in their village on the coast, only to fall into a deep sleep after eating some glowing seafood.

Dependence Day - the story of how aliens destroyed the Earth and enslaved all of humanity.

Mary Ploppins - the story of a morbidly obese nanny that brings joy to children while flying on her magical LazyBoy.

The Graduated - set to a Simon & Garfunkel soundtrack, Danny DeVito, Dustin Hoffman, Brad Pitt and John Cleese star as 4 increasing height brothers chasing a girl around the Bay Area in unreliable Italian cars.

Blade Runner: man ignores the clasic advice not to run with scissors, with terrible consequences. Warning: blood and gore

The Touchables - the story of the tender side of Al Capone and his gangsters.

Finding Jamal - The story of a kid from the hood unsuccessfully finding his father.

American Snipper - a navy seal turned rabbi works to protect and save his brothers on arms by performing circumcisions on the field.

The League Of Ordinary Men - The story of a couple of men who wake up, go to work, come home, watch TV and go to sleep.

Jews - a shark with hate in its heart ravages a fishing town on the coast of Israel.

Inglorious Bedskirts - A story about the death of a tyrant leader due to poison laced bedding.

Dawn of the Dad: a new father, first day back at work, broken coffeemaker

Poop Dreams - a true story of a group of old men in a nursing home who persevere through constipation with fiber and regular exercise.

Hatful of Eights - a risky game of crazy eights gone wild, with hats!

The Accountanted - thriller based on an audit, top secret tax returns and golden showers from russian prostitutes

Buy Hard: it's almost Christmas, stores close in one hour, and Bruce Willis hasnt bought any gifts yet.

Uber Driver: Travis Bickle checks his smartphone

Cakes on a Plane: airborn foodfight vets out of hand

Frakes on a Plane: Picard has to stop a Riker after he time travels and hijacks a plane

Moby Chick: an all female adaptation

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The Good, the Bad and the Snuggly - Clint Eastwood plays a steely-eyed enigmatic loner searching for a cache of stolen gold in a race against a brutal bounty hunter and the cutest little fluffy kitten you ever saw.



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