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No shit? Feel sorry for the people that bought the coins and did the test where you bite down on them.

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Oh, the punny opportunities!
"The 17 laundered pucks weighed as much as 264g."
Talk about puckering.

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Judge Doody?

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Now you know why the pirates call it booty

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I know a guy who thinks of ghosts
He'll make ya breakfast
He'll make ya toast
He don't use butter
He don't use cheese
He don't use jelly
Or any of these
He uses vaseline
Vaseline
Vaseline

And latex gloves

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^^^
I'll bet he had Flaming something after that, perhaps not Lips

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Baking blondies, heh

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Q. What did the robber say as he retrieved his hidden swag?
A. Ooo Au Ooo Au AU!

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I want to live,
I want to thieve
I've been a miner
in an arse of gold
It's these expressions
I always grimace
That keep me searching
in that arse of gold
 

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ganda said:   Baking blondies, heh
 

  
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had an arse of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind

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This is au-ful.

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sublimosa said:   Judge Doody?
Judge Howdy was unavailable.

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"I know I said I wanted a ring of gold, but c'mon!" said his wife

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Why did I think this was a thread about Trump? Must have been something about rectum and robber in the title.

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I would think his fingers are too short for effective hiding.

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