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Dateline ND.  Mrs. KKH glanced out the kitchen window this morning to see this: A GIANT UHAUL!  Could this long running saga be at an end?  If Dennis and Grandma Dennis moved out, what kind of new neighbors would we get?  And would they wear shirts?  Stay tuned to this channel to follow the story.  

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Whoo Hooo!! It's like Christmas morning! We might have to say goodbye to the plywood that is still covering the garage door to help "insulate" it for winter use! And...it really is like Christmas, since the Christmas wreath is STILL hanging on the same plywood!

I'm gonna be such a stalker staring out my window all day. Get your own lunch, boys!

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I am glad I am not the only one with a shirtless grandpa as a neighbor. We are not waiting for him to day. 7 more months to say goodbye, to yesterday.

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Kandykornhead said:   Dateline ND.  Mrs. KKH glanced out the kitchen window this morning to see this: A GIANT UHAUL!  Could this long running saga be at an end?  If Dennis and Grandma Dennis moved out, what kind of new neighbors would we get?  And would they wear shirts?  Stay tuned to this channel to follow the story.  
 

  
Refresh my memory When Grandma Dennis moved in, did she come with a Uhaul? I just don't want you getting your hopes up only to have them completely dashed if only Granma Dennis moves out leaving Dennis to revert back to his rocking out. (I do kinda miss hearing what the Dennis is rocking.)

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sublimosa said:   
Kandykornhead said:   Dateline ND.  Mrs. KKH glanced out the kitchen window this morning to see this: A GIANT UHAUL!  Could this long running saga be at an end?  If Dennis and Grandma Dennis moved out, what kind of new neighbors would we get?  And would they wear shirts?  Stay tuned to this channel to follow the story.  
  
Refresh my memory When Grandma Dennis moved in, did she come with a Uhaul? I just don't want you getting your hopes up only to have them completely dashed if only Granma Dennis moves out leaving Dennis to revert back to his rocking out. (I do kinda miss hearing what the Dennis is rocking.)

  I can't remember.  Maybe.  I think they used a short one to move a couch in, was that when Grandma moved in?  Another thought I have is, what kinda jerk are we going to get if they do move out?  He's quirky, and I won't miss his braying dogs, but I've had worse neighbors for sure.  

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MrsKKH said:   Whoo Hooo!! It's like Christmas morning! We might have to say goodbye to the plywood that is still covering the garage door to help "insulate" it for winter use! And...it really is like Christmas, since the Christmas wreath is STILL hanging on the same plywood!

I'm gonna be such a stalker staring out my window all day. Get your own lunch, boys!

  
Such snarc from a pastor'swife! Well, I never!

/runs to take down the gingerbread family wreath that is probably still on my side door

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Ok I did a deep dive to find the previous Uhaul Incident.  Pretty sure that's when Grandma moved in.  Much smaller truck than the one out there today.

Edit: smaller, I think.  Maybe not much smaller.  

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sublimosa said:   
MrsKKH said:   Whoo Hooo!! It's like Christmas morning! We might have to say goodbye to the plywood that is still covering the garage door to help "insulate" it for winter use! And...it really is like Christmas, since the Christmas wreath is STILL hanging on the same plywood!

I'm gonna be such a stalker staring out my window all day. Get your own lunch, boys!

  
Such snarc from a pastor'swife! Well, I never!

/runs to take down the gingerbread family wreath that is probably still on my side door

  Hahaha, yeah Kandykornhead didn't think through that very carefully when he married this woman full of snarc! My big yap has gotten me in plenty of trouble. Poor guy still stands by me, though.

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And the dream has mysteriously ended as quickly as it began. That dumb Uhaul sat there the entire day. Never once saw it open, never once saw anyone even walk toward the truck. Just as it arrived under the cover of darkness, sometime in the last 2 hours it seems to have left in the same way. Wreath still adorns the plywood-covered garage door. Life continues on...

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Uhaul giveth and Uhaul taketh away...

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Kandykornhead said:   Dateline ND.  Mrs. KKH glanced out the kitchen window this morning to see this: A GIANT UHAUL!  Could this long running saga be at an end?  If Dennis and Grandma Dennis moved out, what kind of new neighbors would we get?  And would they wear shirts?  Stay tuned to this channel to follow the story.  
  But where are you going to have hookers and blow parties now they are leaving?

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Kandykornhead said:   
sublimosa said:   
Kandykornhead said:   Dateline ND.  Mrs. KKH glanced out the kitchen window this morning to see this: A GIANT UHAUL!  Could this long running saga be at an end?  If Dennis and Grandma Dennis moved out, what kind of new neighbors would we get?  And would they wear shirts?  Stay tuned to this channel to follow the story.  
  
Refresh my memory When Grandma Dennis moved in, did she come with a Uhaul? I just don't want you getting your hopes up only to have them completely dashed if only Granma Dennis moves out leaving Dennis to revert back to his rocking out. (I do kinda miss hearing what the Dennis is rocking.)

  I can't remember.  Maybe.  I think they used a short one to move a couch in, was that when Grandma moved in?  Another thought I have is, what kinda jerk are we going to get if they do move out?  He's quirky, and I won't miss his braying dogs, but I've had worse neighbors for sure.  

  It is definitely a mixed bag of joy when a bad neighbor leaves. Hard to imagine someone worse, until they move in next door. 
I'm the one in the house with no holiday decorations, but the front yard is knee high with weeds since I am not allowed to mow.

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What fresh heck is this?  The truck is long gone (in fact this thread almost expired) but check out all the boxes in Big D's garage!

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Here's my new theory: wherever Grandma came from, they sold it, and the big van in the OP was just to move the rest of her stuff in. The whole house is jammed with stuff I bet.

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maybe they'll be on one of those shows about packrats

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Kandykornhead said:   What fresh heck is this?  The truck is long gone (in fact this thread almost expired) but check out all the boxes in Big D's garage!
  Hey, that's the photo of MY garage! Wth.

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morecowbell said:   maybe they'll be on one of those shows about packrats
 

  packratmarty?

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UPDATE: Today TWO Penske trucks showed up.  Dennis, his Tahoe, and his boat have all been MIA since we got back from vaca.   Grandma is still around, and the dogs are barking at night worse than ever.  Then these guys show up.  I think they're both gone for real this time.  

Pic shows a moving van and movers.  Edit: unable to upload a pic for now.

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Kandykornhead said:   UPDATE: Today TWO Penske trucks showed up.  Dennis, his Tahoe, and his boat have all been MIA since we got back from vaca.   Grandma is still around, and the dogs are barking at night worse than ever.  Then these guys show up.  I think they're both gone for real this time.  

Pic shows a moving van and movers.  Edit: unable to upload a pic for now.

  Oh no! What if he is the shirtless devil you know?? What if circus folk move in in their place? 

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Kandykornhead said:   Here's my new theory: wherever Grandma came from, they sold it, and the big van in the OP was just to move the rest of her stuff in. The whole house is jammed with stuff I bet.
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLoge6QzcGY



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Can I now upload a pic?

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Now there's three trucks and the movers are standing around w/grandma trying to figure out how to get the 4 wheeler started.

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kirbydog said:   
Kandykornhead said:   UPDATE: Today TWO Penske trucks showed up.  Dennis, his Tahoe, and his boat have all been MIA since we got back from vaca.   Grandma is still around, and the dogs are barking at night worse than ever.  Then these guys show up.  I think they're both gone for real this time.  

Pic shows a moving van and movers.  Edit: unable to upload a pic for now.

  Oh no! What if he is the shirtless devil you know?? What if circus folk move in in their place? 

  I posed a similar question to the Mrs.  She says even crack dealers will have quieter dogs.  

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I need a neighbor like you to keep an eye out for my property.

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Kandykornhead said:   Now there's three trucks and the movers are standing around w/grandma trying to figure out how to get the 4 wheeler started.
3 trucks is usually the sign of satanist.

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maybe they're truckin'. like the doo-dah man

there goes dennis



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