New sales call approach...

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Caller:  Hi George, this is your cousin Lewis SameLastNameAsYours.  We talked last year about some home improvements.....
Me: No, we didn't!   <click>

The "cousin" thing is a new twist.

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Why even answer? Don't you have caller ID? I can tell it's a telemarketer without picking up the phone.

OMG I was an orphan how did you find me!? <sobs uncontrollably>

atikovi said:   Why even answer? Don't you have caller ID? I can tell it's a telemarketer without picking up the phone.
you wouldn't answer for your cousin? that's cold!  

I bust out my Consuela from Family Guy impersonation. I won't do that in polite company, because it's mildly racist, but you a-holes called me. Consuela can keep them on the line for a while.

I answered a call and told the sales guy that I was in a meeting so he should leave his number and I would call him back. He declined. Tee hee.



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