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LAKELAND, Fla. (WFLA) – Investigators say a man who was wearing baggy blue jeans managed to stuff 15 quart-sized bottles of Pennzoil motor oil and 30 DVDs down his pants before walking out of a 7-Eleven store in Lakeland, Fla. last week.

Unfortunately for the thief, a Polk County Sheriff’s Office detective happened to be parked outside and saw the whole thing happen.After walking out of the store, the man walked past the detective, who was sitting in an unmarked vehicle that was parked outside the 7-Eleven.

PCSO Detective Phil Ryan said he got out of his car and confronted William Jason Hall, 38, and told him to remove all of the items from his pants.

Surveillance video recorded Hall as he pulled 30 “Treasure Hunt” DVDs and 15 bottles of motor oil from his pants.
 

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no need to carry stuff when you have such pants.

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He was happy to see you.

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Who needs the circus with all the clowns in FL?
/circus clown music

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"Oil be in trouble then?" he asked the arresting officer

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M.C. Hammer wants his pants back!

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Flori "duh"

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Florida man is popular enough to have it's own subreddit lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/FloridaMan/

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Pron and lube?

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He was going to sell the motor oil and include 2 of the DVDs for free with each container. It's amazing that the thief found any DVDs worth stealing One man's trash is another's treasure I guess.

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slick move there, Slick.

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he's gonna need that lube where's he's headed

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"Is that 15 quarts of motor oil and 30 DVDs in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's 15 quarts of motor oil and 30 DVDs."

LOL!

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pennzoil did not make him the mobil 1

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since he carried so much pennzoil, when he saw the cops he was in a quaker state

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he was trying to play a shell game with the DVDs

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The oil thief's name is Derek

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he was trying to carry too much fracking oil

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the cops took him back to the precinct to drill him

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He's looking at a $500 fine and 5W-30 hours of community service

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He had so much oil we invaded him.

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The guy is a read dipstick for sure, and now he's the Target of a bunch of crude oil puns.

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he sure is being panned for the oil. it's like there's an exxon his head

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he should be feeling the oil pressure

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the district attorney is headed down a slippery slope if he's not prosecuted for this

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Solipsist said:   The guy is a read dipstick for sure, and now he's the Target of a bunch of crude oil puns.
  
Crude?! Aren't you a barrel of laughs.

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on his first offense, he was fined. as this is his second, he'll be refined

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morecowbell said:   on his first offense, he was fined. as this is his second, he'll be refined
That says something about the high quality of the prison education system

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