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Truck spills 7500lbs of slime eels causing 5 car crash with bonus goo

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In a scene straight out of your nightmares, a truck full of "slime eels" lost its load Thursday on U.S. 101, causing a five-car crash, dousing sedans with goo and sending sea creatures slithering across vehicles and the highway.Technically, the fish were not eels, but hagfish, which have a skull but no jaw or spine and they secrete slime when distressed, earning them the nickname "slime eels."And distressed they were, emitting gooey stuff that will make you shiver in your sandals and that covered 101 along with the 7,500 pounds of fish.

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"We called the Korean fishmonger, eel be here ASAP"

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premise for new movie series eel-nado! i got dibs on screenplay.

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...also colloquially known as "snot snakes". There is snake snot all over. "Yeah" sighed fasttimes's Mom.

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Should have used a hovercraft.

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