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RIP George A. Romero - Please don't come back as a zombie...

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1. Q: What time is it when you are being chased by 5 hungry Zombies?
A: 5 after 1Ö.

2. Q: Why do zombies make good cheerleaders?
A: They really get the fans moving!

3. Q: Where do you find a missing zombie?
A: Behind you!

4. Q: What is a zombies favorite instrument?
A: A person screaming.

5. Q: Whatís subject in school does a Zombie usually get Aís in?
A: All of them. He is always on eating brains to get ahead!

6. Q: Why didnít the zombie ever get married?
A: The zombie kept eating breakfast before the wedding!

7. Q: What do zombies and banks have in common?
A: The both are always trying to take small bites from your back pocket!

8. Q: What is the fastest time in the Zombie Olympics?
A: Well!!! When they find someone to read the time we will all know!

9. Q: What do you get when a zombie invites you to drop in for a meal?
A: A small bite.

10. Q: Where do Zombies keep their money?
A: In your pocket!

RIP to the true master of the genre

and yes, i have to say
what's in your head? in your head? zom-bay, zom-bay, zom-bay-ay-ay
(thanks, dolores o)

One local TV station used to play†Night of the Living Dead every Halloween.

I can hold my breath for a long time!

watched night of the living dead the other night. i think i watched the one with tony todd too many times, because i kept filling in the old movie with dialog that was period-incorrect

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