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A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.

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He took her to Nando's because he wasn't feeling very flush

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What a shitty date!

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KayK said:   What a shitty date!
  
They're still dating apparently. For their second date they went to the movies, for their turd date a walk in the park.

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Burgerwars said: This is why I take my dates to Taco Bell!
 

  
Word.

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After you give up any and all hope that anything in the universe is supposed to be sensible, practical, logical, efficient, predictable, meaningful, or otherwise "normal," whatever that means, the absurdity of it all becomes absolutely hysterical.

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DTASFAB said:   After you give up any and all hope that anything in the universe is supposed to be sensible, practical, logical, efficient, predictable, meaningful, or otherwise "normal," whatever that means, the absurdity of it all becomes absolutely hysterical.
 

 The proper way to express randomness in a thread of this nature would be to call it a "crap shoot"

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Triumph the insult comics says "thumbs up"

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Solipsist said:   DTASFAB said:   After you give up any and all hope that anything in the universe is supposed to be sensible, practical, logical, efficient, predictable, meaningful, or otherwise "normal," whatever that means, the absurdity of it all becomes absolutely hysterical.
 

 The proper way to express randomness in a thread of this nature would be to call it a "crap shoot"

It was a crap chute.

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If all goes well for this couple, perhaps the Pope will let them marry in the Cistern Chapel.

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ganda said:   If all goes well for this couple, perhaps the Pope will let them marry in the Cistern Chapel.
That would be the perfect place for this couple to say their I doo's

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kamalktk said:   At least she wasnt in the kitchen.


 

  
She was baking brownies regardless.

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Oh, now she's dating one of the firefighters who rescued her. "He's my Prince Charmin" she swooned.

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ganda said:   Oh, now she's dating one of the firefighters who rescued her. "He's my Prince Charmin" she swooned.
So her & Mr. Smith from the story have already broken up?   I'm guessing it was her who did the dumping

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You folks are just on a roll.

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Solipsist said:   ganda said:   Oh, now she's dating one of the firefighters who rescued her. "He's my Prince Charmin" she swooned.
So her & Mr. Smith from the story have already broken up?   I'm guessing it was her who did the dumping

She threw him out.

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kamalktk said:   
Solipsist said:   
ganda said:   Oh, now she's dating one of the firefighters who rescued her. "He's my Prince Charmin" she swooned.
So her & Mr. Smith from the story have already broken up?   I'm guessing it was her who did the dumping

She threw him out.

So she made him scat... then asked him to leave?

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ganda said:   KayK said:   What a shitty date!
  
They're still dating apparently. For their second date they went to the movies, for their turd date a walk in the park.

I bet he brings a pooper scooper for their walk.

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Wanna ramp up this article with real news? Before she had to poop, she was watching a Scientology video with him. Now I understand why she started throwing it.

http://mashable.com/2017/09/05/poop-tinder-date-fire-department/...

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forbin4040 said:   Wanna ramp up this article with real news? Before she had to poop, she was watching a Scientology video with him. Now I understand why she started throwing it.

http://mashable.com/2017/09/05/poop-tinder-date-fire-department/...

  
It was a Louis Theroux doc. I haven't seen it yet but I highly doubt it was a "Scientology video", more of a point and laugh at the fools.

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forbin4040 said:   Wanna ramp up this article with real news? 
 I'm going to call it: this story is pure bs. It never happened. 

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ganda said:   
forbin4040 said:   Wanna ramp up this article with real news? Before she had to poop, she was watching a Scientology video with him. Now I understand why she started throwing it.

http://mashable.com/2017/09/05/poop-tinder-date-fire-department/...

  
It was a Louis Theroux doc. I haven't seen it yet but I highly doubt it was a "Scientology video", more of a point and laugh at the fools.

  Well it was either the Louis Theroux Scientology mockumentary or his gay porn film 'Take a Peak'.  Either is pretty funny.

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moonbeam said:   
forbin4040 said:   Wanna ramp up this article with real news? 
 I'm going to call it: this story is pure bs. It never happened. 

  It's more hs. 

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kamalktk said:   
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forbin4040 said:   Wanna ramp up this article with real news? 
 I'm going to call it: this story is pure bs. It never happened. 

  It's more hs. 

  I believe both the h and the s were fake.

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moonbeam said:   
forbin4040 said:   Wanna ramp up this article with real news? 
 I'm going to call it: this story is pure bs. It never happened. 

  
You can't call all media you don't like Fake Poos.

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and yes, they will be dating poopever and ever! 

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